AITA for putting a whisky sticker on my wife and letting her leave the house? ?

A Redditor shares a lighthearted story about a playful moment with his wife involving a whisky sticker. After putting the sticker on her sweater in a humorous manner, he thought it was all in good fun. However, when his wife went to the store and received curious looks from strangers, she called him an idiot for not mentioning it. While she’s not genuinely upset, the situation has led to a mix of amusement and mild frustration. Read the original story below.

‘ AITA for putting a whisky sticker on my wife and letting her leave the house? ?’

In Canada there is a brand of whisky that the label on the back of the bottle is a sticker. A lot of guys put them on their truck, hard hat or tool box. I was about to recycle a bottle when I decided to peel off the sticker and put it on my wife’s sweater exactly where her right b**ast is.

I thought it was funny. She thought it was funny. Our daughter is coming over with her husband to celebrate her birthday with us. My wife and I are getting the house and yard ready. I told my wife that I ate the chocolate bar she had bought for s’mores so she went to get more.

When she got home she called me an i**ot for letting her leave the house with a whisky sticker on her tit. Her words. She forgot it was there too so I don’t see how this is all my fault. She said she was getting a lot of side eye at Safeway and didn’t know why. She isn’t really mad but she isn’t happy either.

Here’s the comments of Reddit users:

InvestigatorDue2402 −  YTA, unless there are two stickers on the sweater, it looks asymmetrical. Gotta stay fashionable, my brother. PS. What’s the name of the whisky? I’d like a sticker too

ReviewOk929 −  NTA – your wife is responsible for her right b**ast when leaving the house…I think that’s the rule

Ecstatic_Painting_61 −  Oh ffs, kiss and make up.

Timely-Profile1865 −  Whiskey when you’re well makes you sick. Whiskey makes you well when you’re sick. She should be more mad at you scarfing down the chocolate bar for the smores. I would have sent you out to get more chocolate. Whiskey tit is a minor offense though.

keesouth −  NTA This is kinda hilarious. Plus she knew the sticker was there just as well as you did. You just know this will soon be a funny story you both tell people.

ParsimoniousSalad −  YTA. You ate the chocolate, you should have gone to get more. Oh, and yeah, you should have paid attention to the sticker too.

EveningCover8917 −  I’m a school counselor and we used to do cat whiskers on Dr. Seuss day. One time I left school mid day to go to the post office. Had some looks but didn’t think much of it. Didn’t remember the whiskers until I returned to school. This post just brought that moment flooding back to me.

No_Lavishness_3206 −  Royal Reserve.  NTA. This will make for a funny family story.  If she doesn’t kill you. 

hard_tyrant_dinosaur −  From the title, I expected it to be something where you placed it on her back without her knowing it was there. But nope, she knew from the get-go. Should you have said something? Probably. Does she get to blame you for her own forgetfulness because you didn’t? Nope. This is sort of on both of you, but I’d say more on her.

S’mores pro-tip: Instead of full sized chocolate bars, consider getting a variety pack of miniature chocolates. Like Hershey’s Minis or Ghirardelli Squares. They’re already sized for s’mores. Plus you get multiple flavors of chocolate to choose from. The mini Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups work well too.

If you have a good sized group and want to go a bit extra, you can also get things like a jar of lemon curd. Use it in place of the chocolate and you now have a lemon pie s’more. Could be a nice alternative if you have guests who aren’t big on chocolate.

Blue_wine_sloth −  NAH, this is funny.

Do you think the user was wrong for putting the sticker on his wife’s sweater, or was it just harmless fun? How would you react if you found yourself in a similar situation? Share your thoughts below!