AITA for not warning my wife that I had just farted on our puppy. ?
A Reddit user shares a humorous story about an unexpected situation with his new puppy and his wife. While taking advantage of his time at home, he’s been training and bonding with their fluffy little dog, Telly, who likes to snooze near him in his recliner.
However, one day he accidentally set up his wife for a surprise by farting on the puppy, unaware it would linger in the dog’s fur. When she came home and went in for a big cuddle with Telly, she quickly regretted it. Now she’s calling him out for not giving her a heads-up. Read the full story below.
‘ AITA for not warning my wife that I had just farted on our puppy. ?’
My wife and I just got a new puppy. He is quite fuzzy. This is pertinent. The reason we got the dog now is because I’m currently unemployed and I am able to train him before I start my new contract.
Telly is only twelve weeks old so he needs lots of sleep. I spend a good portion of my day in my recliner reading. His favorite spot to be is between my legs. He doesn’t seem to care when I fart on him. No gagging sounds or anything. But he complains a lot if I get up while he is there.
My wife came home from work yesterday and picked him up for a cuddle. Then quickly put him back down while dry heaving. Apparently the farts linger in his poofy fur. She said that I’m an a**hole for not warning her. I didn’t know she was going to stick he face in the dog and inhale like she had just come up from a two minute free dive.
Let’s dive into the reactions from Reddit:
Oblio_Jones − I didn’t know she was going to stick he face in the dog and inhale like she had just come up from a two minute free dive. Thanks for this; I’m still laughing. NAH. Now you know to warn her about future puppy contamination, and she knows to sniff before inhaling. Shouldn’t be a big deal for reasonable people.
FordT852 − NTA this is freaking awesome! I will say that maybe you should check your diet or something if the smell lingers in the dogs fur for extended periods of time LMAO. Of maybe wear boxers or something damn lol.. Poor little s**t puppy LOL.
SuffringSuccotash667 − you ever hear or see girls talk about “puppy smell” that s**t is like crack to women
Archon-Toten − If it’s a Dutch oven to fart in bed and hold her under the sheets, what name does this have? Fluffy grenade? Playing catch?
notyourcoloringbook − My cat LOVES to be in caves. So when I’m on the couch with a blanket over my legs she likes to nestle right up against my b**t. She’ll come out, rub on my face and I’m immediately like “aww how cu- you smell like farts.”
My partner knows she’s going to smell like farts. I know she’s going to smell like farts. It’s part of having a pet who likes to nestle into those warm spots.. NAH. Your wife will learn, lol
Automosolar − NTA and just refreshing to see a post on here that doesn’t end with an entire family in shambles or some equally as devastating. Just two differing opinions at an impasse made all the more interesting when farts were introduced as a variable.
Odd_Reindeer0251 − NAH 😂 obviously unintentional on your part, a natural reaction on your wife’s part.
PieAlive2865 − How dare you ruin the new puppy smell with your arse fumes!
Chemical_Error2794 − You’re gonna give her pinkeye
Historical_Ship802 − I hate this sub so much.
Was it fair for the wife to expect a warning, or was this just an unfortunate mishap? How would you handle this kind of “fluffy” situation? Share your thoughts below!
